Things Izzy says

Izzy really is the funniest kid ever. Beyond loving to pee outside (facing Izzy's back is the Golden Gate Bridge and the park ranger office is right to his left). He also says the darndest things. Here are just a few examples of #ThingsIzzySays over the past few weeks:

I: I'm planting a "teenager plant" since it is medium height and teenagers are medium size

I: Come outside to look at the constellations....pointing to the one he noticed...that one is called "Old man's foot"

Benji: Asking Izzy looking off the balcony with binoculars, "What are you doing?"
I: I'm looking for signs of life across the dangerous landscape of the volcano

His preschool teacher sneezes
I: Maybe your are allergic to kids

Why do you need oil, salt and water?
I: I making an antidote to cure sick people

Benji to Alexa: Alexa, add cheese to the shopping list
I: Mom, ask me a question.
Me: Are you going to eat your dinner?
I: Sorry, I cannot add that to your shopping list (pretending to be Alexa...you know you are in a different century when your kid starts making Alexa/AI jokes)!